Do you have spirits in your head?
Come to me-don't be misled!
I have the cure for all your ails
At one of my trepanning sales!
What’s trepanning? Glad you asked!
It’s a treatment long since passed.
We'll drill through your cranium
Inside a well-lit stadium.
When we’ve made it to the brain,
There may be a lot of pain.
But your troubles will decrease
And you’ll finally have some peace.
Is it dangerous? Not at all
But misfortune could befall
If it does, we guarantee
To send you to the doc for free!
Published by Erynn Crittenden
In love with the written word, Erynn pursued her passion and graduated from NSU with a degree in Creative Writing in the fall of 2019. Now, she spends her time writing for her website, working as a part-time copywriter, and enjoying the challenges of being a stay-at-home mother.
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