Goodbye, Uterus!
You stale malcontent.
How hotly I ache
For the years we spent
In preparation
For our monthly coup.
Now, dear uterus,
I bid you adieu!
For twenty long years
You’ve ruined my life
With inconvenience,
Mass havoc and strife.
But you’ve been removed!
Your terror has ceased.
What triumph I feel
At besting the beast.
I’ll no longer deal
With your fits of rage
Or lock myself up
Inside of your cage.
You dastardly fiend!
Useless to the core.
How freeing it is
To have you no more.
I’ll never miss you,
So rife with disease,
And now I can live
However I please!
You no longer have
Control over me!
My future is bright!
I’m finally Free!
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Published by Erynn Crittenden
In love with the written word, Erynn pursued her passion and graduated from NSU with a degree in Creative Writing in the fall of 2019. Now, she spends her time writing for her website, working as a part-time copywriter, and enjoying the challenges of being a stay-at-home mother.
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