Goodbye, Uterus! You stale malcontent. How hotly I ache For the years we spent In preparation For our monthly coup. Now, dear uterus, I bid you adieu! For twenty long years You’ve ruined my life With inconvenience, Mass havoc and strife. But you’ve been removed! Your terror has ceased. What triumph I feel At besting the beast. I’ll no longer deal With your fits of rage Or lock myself up Inside of your cage. You dastardly fiend! Useless to the core. How freeing it is To have you no more. I’ll never miss you, So rife with disease, And now I can live However I please! You no longer have Control over me! My future is bright! I’m finally Free!